Why I Left Britain: A Photo Essay

In no particular order, some of the main incentives that helped me make up my mind:

Cool Britannia!

Just when did this become an acceptable environment for people to live?

This isn't living, it's storage.

Carpe diem!

I always enjoyed spending 2hrs on the Underground every day.

OK, so it rains in Denmark - but here they have drains that work.

31p off, though eh?

"Kebab snatch with extra sauce, please."

Burglars didn't do this. No, it was actually the police. Coming to take a dead body out of the flat below.

Whatever you do, don't look out the window.