Why I Left Britain: A Photo Essay

In no particular order, some of the main incentives that helped me make up my mind:

Cool Britannia!

Just when did this become an acceptable environment for people to live?

This isn't living, it's storage.

Carpe diem!

I always enjoyed spending 2hrs on the Underground every day.

OK, so it rains in Denmark - but here they have drains that work.

31p off, though eh?

"Kebab snatch with extra sauce, please."

Burglars didn't do this. No, it was actually the police. Coming to take a dead body out of the flat below.

Whatever you do, don't look out the window.

More Pies from Vault

A couple more little treasures from the Pie Archives:

An Easter pie -- look at the ribbon!

So full of goodness, it's burst at the seams.

A Gallery of My Favourite Pies

Here are just a few of my favourite pies, all baked by my lovely wife. Do you have a favourite pie?

Valentines' Pie

An unassuming exterior disguises potatoey goodness.

Looks meaty, but is full of cheese and veg.

NB Does not contain pickles. That would be nasty.

It tastes better than it sounds.

And who wouldn't be smiling, knowing they were about to tuck into this beauty?

Love in pastry form.

They'd Better Know His Name

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walter not here.

only rorschach.

.RR.